You’re off the hook Pinocchio. I’m mad at myself for being duped. I cannot believe you bested me. How did I not know you were lying? After all, I was certain that I was smarter than you, Einstein and emotional IQ leaps and bounds above what you were offering. So…

We’re not difficult to please, but we do fake orgasms. A woman’s participation in and expectations of her sex life are easily broken down into decades. …

There are no acceptable substitutes for toilet paper. Pandemic toilet paper hoarding led me to purchasing two rolls of $1.00 paper towels from Dollar General in early March 2020. The PT (paper towels) rather than TP, were for pee-pee only and not to be flushed! In tandem, I picked up…

“…..let you go.” That person’s mouth was moving and you were certain they said you were being let go but all you can see is the blank indifference in their, never been on this side of the table, have no idea that you’re already a month behind on your car…